Skip the milk tea, take the vodka

I haven't written anything about Awesome April. Yeah, it was awesome, except for one day when I refused to drink vodka and beer in a friend's house -- I came to their flat with my bubble milk tea and said that I cannot 'drink' unless I finished that tea (which would take forever because of the pearls). After several Wow Magic Sing moments, my landlady's high school stories with her Kris Aquino-ish lasing laugh and successful refusals to shots of Absolut, we have decided to go home and I almost fainted inside the lift.

The milk tea terribly upset my stomach. I had a blackout. My friends said there was no trace of blood in my face. I had a horrible pain in my abdomen accompanied by cold sweat, and my vision slowly turned into black. I was still able to hear what all of them were saying, I asked Melai to usher me to the toilet. Yes, after minutes of LBM (how I managed to lock the toilet's door is beyond me), my vision turned to normal, I felt cold sweat dripping from my temples and I heard my landlady asking me if I was okay.

There were some gurgling noises in my stomach that night and I woke up at 3am feeling extremely hungry. Yes, I skipped milk tea for a week and I am never coming back to that artsy tea place.